February 2011 - Monthly Archive

28 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3757

Open Microphone

While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone on and r... read more..

27 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1453

Cry Out For Deliverance

When the consequences of sin come home to roost in your life, cry out for deliverance. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the croaky voice and odd sniff.) Listen O... read more..

25 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3501

Morning Run

The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Johnson wi... read more..

24 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15891

Eco Harley

Introducing the Eco-Harley ... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7459

The Mayor's Burden

One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen an... read more..

24 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11702

Pole Plan

Your local government at work. ... read more..

23 Feb

General News

Pastor Tim

17963

Smartphone Pictures Pose Privacy Risks

Here's an important story on another way to keep your kids safe online. This time it's how you may be using the Internet that is putting them at risk. ... read more..

23 Feb

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

8292

Dog Squats

I don't like to exercise. But then again, I've never had a dog that would exercise with me so perhaps that's what has held me back. ... read more..

23 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3679

Police Report

A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the police report were: Q - What warning was given by you?A - Horn. Q - What warning was given by the other party?A - Moo.... read more..

22 Feb

Davis Family News

Pastor Tim

2453

Clayton's Engagement

Pastor Tim and Susan are happy and excited to announce the engagement of their son, Clayton, to Rebecca. The happy couple are planning to marry at the end of August. God bless both of them!... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

17609

Empty Nest Syndrome

You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the better part of the last several one-gallon jugs of milk, but still can't bring yourself to buy the one-quart carto... read more..

21 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5194

Eating Out

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You c... read more..

20 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1317

Let the King of Glory Win!

Don't be afraid of trusting Jesus because you doubt his ability to win complete victory. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3"> ... read more..

20 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2990

Angry Birds in Real Life Video

OK, I'll admit it. I bought Angry birds for my iPhone so I could play more levels. If you've ever played Angry Birds on your iPhone or Android phone then you know how well done this "Angry Birds in ... read more..

19 Feb

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

60949

Cat Melon Head

It was at that point that Fifi began plotting her revenge. ... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3422

Thoughts on Golfing

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to ge... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5657

Cheap Motel

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-... read more..

17 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12695

Pig Clean

That's the last time I hide in the laundry to sneak into town. ... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3793

Sugar Packets Announcement

The Building Committee has been informed that opened sugar packets are being found in the nursery area. We have had some serious problems with ants in the past and would like to avoid any recurrences ... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9995

Sightseeing at Alcatraz

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a sightseeing boat to Alcatraz Prison. The children weren't good at waiting: they fidgeted, whined, and ... read more..

16 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15277

Computer Melt

Hey Honey! The good news is I got the computer running faster. ... read more..

15 Feb

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10600

Cat Gas

How to tell If your cat has gas. read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4140

Largest Amphibious Assault

I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What was the largest amphibious assault of all time?" Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the answer, I found ... read more..

15 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7541

Tide Table

New to the coast, Bill was a little confused when asked to go check the tide table. ... read more..

15 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

16156

Learn To Read Japanese

You can learn to read Japanese too! ... read more..

Malcolm in the Middle Mall Parking Lot Scene

14 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

14194

Malcolm in the Middle Mall Parking Lot Scene

This is one of my favorite scenes from the TV show, Malcolm in the Middle. I remembered it when I was making the "It's Just a Parking Spot" page. Unfortunately the person who put his on YouTube did n... read more..

14 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11429

It's Just a Parking Spot

Ladies, please! It's just a parking spot. ... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3384

Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This weeks special is double cheese and double anchovies at no extra charge. ~ While waiting for the last order to... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3477

The Politician Dance

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and t... read more..

13 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1526

Let the King of Glory In!

Don't let anything keep or block you from opening the doors of your life wide to let Jesus in. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110213.mp... read more..