2010 - Monthly Archive

31 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Sid Didn't Care

Sid didn't care. It wasn't his church. ... read more..

31 Dec

Videos

Pastor Tim

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God Will Take Care of You

At the beginning of a new year, it's good to remember that God will take care of you. ... read more..

30 Dec

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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3 min read

I know it's been a long time since you've heard from me. I have been doing the same things you've been doing - planning, shopping, cooking, wrapping, sending - and trying to stay organized and enjo read more..

30 Dec

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Happy New Year Dog

We hope the New Year isn't ruff for you! ... read more..

What The Teacher Says and What She Really Means

30 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

What The Teacher Says and What She Really Means

1.Â Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.(He was caught cheating on a test). 2.Â Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.(The hyperactive mo read more..

29 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Bakery Robbery

My cousin was behind the bakery's cash register one morning when a gunman burst in and demanded all the cash. As she nervously handed over the money, she noticed the rolls of coins in the back of the ... read more..

29 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Shop 'Til You Drop

Shop 'til you drop - your kids. ... read more..

29 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

A New Look at the Old Year

From a practical standpoint, and if I am anything I am practical, well, practically, this year has gone by rather quickly. The fact I have survived this past year has to count for something. I was mu... read more..

28 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Ted's Blind Date

Ted suddenly had good memories of his previous worst blind date ever. ... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Wedding Speech

Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during... read more..

Do-Si-Don't Tell Jokes About Square Dancing

27 Dec

Hall of Flames

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Do-Si-Don't Tell Jokes About Square Dancing

In response to the "Flu Do-Si-Do" joke (https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh-archive/5577-the-flu-do-si-do) the following comment was left anonymously under the name "A Caller" with a fake e-mail addr... read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Deli Tax Return

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I wor... read more..

27 Dec

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Snowball Dog

Even in snowball fights, someone has to escalate the arms race. ... read more..

27 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Snowman Nose

Some days you are the deer, other days you are the snowman. read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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28 Ounce Water Pump

A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28-ounce water pump."A what?" says the confused parts guy."My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump." "A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of... read more..

25 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Flu Do-Si-Do

Flu season will be here soon. Here's a square dance you can call when it does.The Flu Do-Si-DoChoose your partners, one and all,Aspirin, Advil or Tylenol!Now fling those covers with all you've got.On... read more..

Phrases for When you Receive Unwanted Gifts

25 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Phrases for When you Receive Unwanted Gifts

Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received: 1. Thanks a lot! 2. My word! What a gift. 3. Well, well, well ... 4. If I hadn't put on so muc... read more..

24 Dec

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Merry Christmas 2010

On behalf of Susan (Mrs. Cybersalt) and myself, I’d like to take this opportunity to wish all of you a merry and blessed Christmas. May this Christmas be one that fills your heart and soul with the f... read more..

23 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Shopping

It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said... read more..

23 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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New Neighbors

Pastor Tim was not sure about his new neighbors. ... read more..

23 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Adopt a Decoration

The SPCA's "Adopt A Decoration" Drive was a huge success. Picture created especially for Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org by Lisa's Cat Lover's Pages... read more..

23 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Santa Lint

Santa's bellybutton lint ... read more..

23 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Dog Decorating

Needless to say, Sparky was not thrilled with how the decorating was going. ... read more..

23 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Minnesota Christmas

The Christmas angels appear to the Minnesota equivalent of shepherds. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com... read more..

23 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Santa Cloning

Computers and cloning have really changed things at the North Pole. ... read more..

23 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Good Presents

As if Santa isn't under enough pressure already, this kid is demanding a Christmas sign. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com... read more..

23 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Santa Pug

Whom were you expecting - Santa? ... read more..

23 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Crooked Tree

Who will speak for the helpless Christmas tree? Why, the Christmas Tre Humane Society of course! There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com... read more..

22 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cheap Tree

Bob's cheapness at Christmas had reached an all time low. ... read more..

22 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Snowman Gifts

All kinds of men struggle with what to buy their wives at Christmas time. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com... read more..