September 2010 - Monthly Archive

30 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Short Bus

You know you live in a small school district when . . . ... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3113

Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look-alike apologized, "Pardon me!" "That's quite all right," the woman replied. "You look just like my fourth husband." "Wow!" he said. "How many ... read more..

29 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3757

Crazy Owl

Here's a video of a crazy owl. The video is a bit long and it's in Japanese, but it's well worth waiting to see the different looks this bird can pull off when facing down other birds. ... read more..

29 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3463

Dance Rejection

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," ... read more..

29 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3967

DIY Complications

The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him into the doctor's waiting room. A woman in the office viewed the scene in sympathy. "Arthritis with complication... read more..

29 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Low Point for High Point

It was a low point for High Point. ... read more..

27 Sep

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

9824

Cat Bed

No good deed shall go unpunished. ... read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3290

Driving Around

I tell you, men drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Highway 11 from Albert Street, I looked over to my left and there's this man in a Mustang doing 95 miles per hour with ... read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3401

Lost Pigs

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thin... read more..

26 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1437

Called to Peace

Christians who live without concern for peace are like firemen who set fires. {audio}podcast/sm20100926.mp3{/audio}... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3296

A Touch of Home

Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home state, Kansas, to the wedding. My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning to have wheat ra... read more..

24 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3736

Musical Duel

Don't just sitar - do something. Here's "Dueling Banjos" as you've never heard it courtesy of Bill Bailey and friends. ... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3413

Cough Remedy

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this m... read more..

23 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3102

Video Stroboscopy of the Vocal Cords

Wow! After seeing this video stroboscopy of the vocal cords I am left speechless! ... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3512

Taa-Daa!

A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him hard on the head. The magician then puts his head down on a wooden block. The man shrugs his shoulders and poun... read more..

22 Sep

Games

Pastor Tim

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Pong Lightning

I don't know what this game is called so I went with Pong Lightning. It can take a while to get going so hang in there and eventually you will be rewarded. The game starts immediately so i... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Intercom Repair

My friend's son worked at a fast-food restaurant when he was in high school. One night while he was manning the drive-thru, a customer told him that the Intercom wasn't working properly. My friend's ... read more..

21 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3358

Steffi Graff Court Proposal

There is nothing a like a smooth comeback when someone interrupts your game - whatever your game may be! Steffi Graff demonstrates a textbook comeback in this video. ... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2848

Salesman Stop By

One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones farm, knocked, and Jammer's wife Frannie came to the door. "Is your husband home, Ma'am?" he asked. "Sure is. He's over to the cow barn." "Well, I got so... read more..

21 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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You Can Do A Lot With a Green Screen

Forget a widescreen, I'll take a green screen! OK, I'll take the widescreen too. That way I can really enjoy looking at all the things I do with a green screen. ... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3220

Dark Parachute Jumps

Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps difficult and dangerous. So we attach small lights called chemlites to our jumpsuits to make ourselves visible to the rest of our team. Late on... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Meatloaf

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandma's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the reci... read more..

20 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3618

Intel Practical Joke Commercial

I first saw this Intel Processor commercial in-between two videos I was watching online. It's 100% funny - unless you are watching it on a computer running either a Pentium P5 800 nm 5V or Pentium P5... read more..

A Virtuous Life is a Gong Show Without Love

19 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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A Virtuous Life is a Gong Show Without Love

No matter how virtuous your Christian life is, it's a gong show without love. {audio}podcast/sm20100912.mp3{/audio}... read more..

19 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Let's Get Ready to Grumble

Normally (depending on which definition of normal you are using), I am not given to much grumbling. I do admit to every now and then exercising my right to complain a little, but it is not anything to... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Nervous Preacher

A new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous and about ten minutes into the talk his mind went blank. He remembered some advice they gave him in seminary school for when a situati... read more..

17 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3561

Foxes on a Trampoline

If Sanford and Son had a trampoline this would probably have happened in their backyard. (Yeah, if you get that you are aging along with me!) ... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3248

Department Staff

The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex. The personnel office sent this reply: "Attached is a list of our staff. We currently ha... read more..

17 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3014

Ants Circle

This is when we can all be glad that ants are really, really tiny. Can you imagine the heebie jeebies this video would give you if they were the size of cows? ... read more..

17 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3458

Tripod Fish

Usually you have a camera on a tripod but in this case you have a camera on a tripod fish. there's some crazy stuff happening in the depths of the ocean. ... read more..