December 2006 - Monthly Archive

31 Dec

General News

Pastor Tim

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Welcome!

Welcome to the Cybersalt Web Site. We are currently in the process of merging together a few of our sites into one combined and easier to manage web site. Consequently, things might look a bit read more..

31 Dec

Rev. Spence Laycock

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Hearts Restored

It's New Years Day, we stop to reflect on what has gone past us and we consider that which lies ahead. We mark time as though it could have a slash of chalk upon it, like one marks a calendar. It give... read more..

31 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Goober In Library

A goober walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were ... read more..

31 Dec

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Yesterday, Today, Forever

The fact that Jesus is the same yesterday, today, and forever is more than a comfort that God will always treat us the same. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061231.mp3{/audio}... read more..

30 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Reward Change

A lady lost her handbag at the mall. An honest young lad found it and returned it to her. Looking in her purse, she said, "Hmm, that's funny. When I lost my bag, there was a $2... read more..

30 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Mother And Child

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. ''What on earth,'' she inquired of the artist... read more..

29 Dec

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 10-30

"Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world." - 1 John 2:15 The Christian is enticed by the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life. He read more..

29 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Jury Duty Prejudice

A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he decided to give it one m... read more..

29 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Innovative Supermarket

I'm not a big fan of Chinese food, but this video has me wondering if I could develop a like of Chinese shopping. After all, I don't see much wrong with combining grocery shopping with roller read more..

29 Dec

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 12-29

"Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might." - Ecc. 9:10 This proverb of Solomon is sometimes stated another way: If a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing ri read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Hot Fishing Spot

Two goobers go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st goober: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish. 2nd goober: Yes, I made an 'X' on... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Medical Opinions

A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis."The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then they'll see that I was ... read more..

27 Dec

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 12-28

The Holy Innocents, Martyrs Jeremiah 31:15-17 1 Peter 4:12-19 Matthew 2:13-18 Psalm 124 "Herod was infuriated, and he sent and killed all the children two years old or under." read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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911 Sees All

Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of panic so I can send the appropriate emergency equipment. One day a woman called to say that a family member... read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Kind Word

A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his order. Feeling lonely, he replied, "Meat loaf and a kind word."When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the ... read more..

27 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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I Like You

We all want to be liked. Even when we don't care about being liked, we appreciate others liking us for not wanting to be liked. I don't know if Hallmark has a greeting card for such occasions (Thank... read more..

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Congratulations "Good" News!

* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. * They say the house didn't float very far at all. * We're all amazed that you go on living each day. * Well, at least the o read more..

26 Dec

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 12-27

St. John's Day Read Colossians 3:12-16 Saint John, whose day of remembrance this is, was the beloved disciple, the one who captured in the greatest detail the lessons and word of ou read more..

26 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Good Singer

In a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, an elderly woman burst into the store. "I want to buy a canary, but it's got to be a real good singer. I've got good, hard U.S. cash, but I'm only paying only for a goo... read more..

26 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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George Bush Routine

I have a pastor friend who often quotes a comedian he heard say, "I stopped doing self-deprecating humor. I'm no good at it." Truly, the person who can laugh at one's s read more..

25 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Vet Cure

A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions: what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc.. Suddenly, she interrupted... read more..

25 Dec

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 12-26

Read Psalm 148:11-13 and Psalm 34:1-10 The three days that follow Christmas Day are for me a holy gathering of time, a kind of bouquet of days within the Christian year. Historically, all read more..

24 Dec

Rev. Spence Laycock

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A Picture of Highest Glory

I was thinking about synonyms this week, not the cinnamon that you find in sticky buns, but the synonym you find in tricky phrases. Synonyms point us to the source of something, they amplify, they col... read more..

24 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Tongue and Eggs

A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?' The waiter replied, 'Beef Tongue.' The fellow said, 'Ugh! I don't want anything co... read more..

24 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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At Home

While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking.He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we home-schooled them.With a raised eyebrow, he asked if m... read more..

23 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Confused Goober

The confused goober: 1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. 3.&nbs... read more..

23 Dec

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 12-24

This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. read more..

23 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Eve

by Ruth Sockett I have not wrapped a present and the paper's disappeared. The children are hysterical, they just found Santa's beard. The baby ate a Christmas ball, there's eggnog in my tea Daddy's ... read more..

22 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Convenient Robbery

Tim and Bill were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered the lobby. Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but they walked around with bags and ordered everyone to throw their val... read more..

22 Dec

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 12-23

Elizabeth exclaimed: "Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the child you will bear." - Luke 1:39-45 (42) The angel's invitation to Mary to become the mother of the Son read more..