November 2006 - Monthly Archive

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for g... read more..

30 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 12-01

"Since joy is found in the lovely cluster of the fruit of the Spirit," - Gal. 5:22 God obviously wants His children to have a cheerful and optimistic outlook on life. Both the Bible a read more..

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3582

Slow Train

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside."What's going on?" she yells out the window."Cow on the track!" replies the co... read more..

30 Nov

Games

Pastor Tim

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Penguin Arcade

Ice cubes don't kill people. People with ice cubes kill people - well in this case they knock penguins back into the water. This game is only for fun. Please don't build your own ice cube... read more..

30 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-30

"And the LORD direct your hearts into the love of God, and into the patient waiting for Christ." - 2 Thessalonians. 3:5 Paul is faced with a situation in this text. The church th read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Scared Smart

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several night-time exercises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School. He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I stru... read more..

29 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Think She'll Die?

One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered for story time. The book they were reading was THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY.After the librarian f... read more..

29 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Log House

There are log houses and then there are LOG houses. I bet this one was easy to renovate and put wood panelling in. Of course the possibility of termites and rot a bit risky to make a home repai read more..

29 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-29

"There is one body, and one Spirit, even as you are called in one hope of your calling." Ephesians 4:1-6 Christians sometimes express strong differences of opinion on spiritual read more..

28 Nov

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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'Twas The Day After Christmas

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. ... read more..

28 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-28

"And whosoever of you would be the chiefest, shall be servant of all." - Mark 10:35-45 The conductor of our orchestra in high school ask us one day which instrument was the most read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Monitors

I sell new and used computers for a living. At an exhibit and sale, I decided to give away an old 13-inch monitor that I had lying around. My neighbor came by and said, "You're giving this away? I'll ... read more..

27 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Oil Well Fire Blaster

Nothing can wreck your day like your oil well catching fire. It's times like that you wish you knew someone with a surplus army tank, a couple of jet engines, and some water cannons. Well, firefig... read more..

27 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-27

"Let everyone of you so love his wife even as himself; and the wife reverence her husband." Ephesians 5:33 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, but always read more..

26 Nov

Misc

Ann Jenkins

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Captivated by Wild at Heart

As might be suggested by the title, I am a young woman who has been reading Wild at Heart by John Eldredge. Over breakfast, the best meal of the day, I have just read the key to my last failed relat read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Ready, Set, Go

Two campers, Chris and Michael, are awakened by the sounds of an obviously large bear outside their tent, looking for food at their campsite. Immediately, Chris pulls a pair of running shoes out of... read more..

26 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Cute Baby

When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor said, "You have a cute baby."Smiling, I said, "I'll bet you say that to all the new parents.""No," he replied, "j... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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All Saved Up

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a br... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Rattlesnake Ammo

An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes. Officers and NCOs were given o... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Doctor Keeps Trying

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Birthday Greetings

Seen on a birthday card.Forget about the past, You can't change it.Forget about the future, You can't predict it.Inside:Forget about the present, I didn't buy you one.... read more..

24 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Eternal Sunset

Here's a great site for those of you who are cowboys and want to ride off into the sunset. You'll never be without a sunset to ride off into now. This page refreshes with images read more..

24 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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1968 Pennies

Here's a neat web site. Buddy is collecting pennies that were minted in 1968. I guess that's a different kind of rare coin collection. At first it seems strange that he would col read more..

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Signs of Banned Substances

Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:Gets "psyched" before each competition by banging his head against a locker, although he's on the chess team.Her javelin was shot down by jet fighters... read more..

23 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-24

"That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you." - 1 John 1:1-4 One thing that made the testimony of John and the other disciples so powerful was their firsthand knowled read more..

23 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Dice Stacking

Stacking dice - we've all done it. Ok, maybe not. But surely we will need to stack dice at some time in our life. Ok, maybe not. It is, however, undoubtedly everyone's destiny to be asked to stack... read more..

23 Nov

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

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Giving Thanks of Unusual Nature

When we think of Thanksgiving, we think of the pilgrims, their meal with the Indians, and a gathering of our family, with a great meal to come. We never think of 'death'....but it's th read more..

22 Nov

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Legalese Night Before Christmas

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS in Legalese (Author unknown) Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House&... read more..

22 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Dishwasher Repair

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on th... read more..

22 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-23

"Every day I will bless Thee and praise Thy name forever and ever." Psalm 145:2 Thanksgiving Day is set aside for giving thanks. We need not search for reasons to be thankful. read more..