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A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee&... read more..

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch,... read more..

Does the pastor of your church walk on water?  If this were your church he could.  ... read more..

No, I really didn't fall off of the face of the earth..My Son and Daughter-in-law had a new baby boy.She was having some difficulty and was on bed rest so I had the privilege of watching Kiara for... read more..

Thought you might and others might enjoy what happened to me (Tina and Tim Saltsman) the other day. While on the phone with a friend of mine, two of her children came in arguing over a toy. They... read more..

My husband, an auto mechanic, was looking for higher-paying work and asked me to write his resume on the computer. As I typed, I used spell check to make sure everything was perfect.I soon found anoth... read more..

Ever feel like you are just a speck in time?  Cheer up - you could be a second dot.  With gallons of coffee and patience you'll be using this clock in no time - yeah, right!  read more..

Sometimes God teaches us things we don't fully understand. After all, what is the point of teaching you something you already know? Recently, God has been teaching me about dating and marriage, an... read more..

I just returned from a mission trip in Belarus, where we were building churches. My translator and guide was Eger.  He told me "Dos-Vee-Don-Ya" and "Pa-Ka" were old-hat.&nb... read more..

Arriving for a visit, a woman asked her small grand daughter, "How do you like your new baby brother?""Oh, he's all right," the child shrugged. "But there were a lot of things we needed worse."... read more..

Sure it sounds dumb, but he's from Harvard so don't write Squirrel fishing off too fast!   read more..

For those who didn't have time to watch the presidential debate, we've prepared this transcript of what was said.  Enjoy. Jim Lehrer: Welcome to the second presidential debate between... read more..

During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps.One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "No," three... read more..

I don't speak Japanese so I'm sorry if any of the groggy people in this video say something I wouldn't say in English.  Although, if someone did one of these to me in the morning . read more..

I Love My Job (apologies to Dr. Seuss) I love my job, I love the pay, I love it more and more each day. I love my boss and he's the best. I love HIS boss and all the rest. I love my office and it'... read more..

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a `movie night` with her.We watched `Hackers`, `The Net`, `Anti-Trust`... read more..

A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude by asking her some questions. "Did you wake up grumpy this morning?" he asked. "No,&quo... read more..

The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence.As it got worse, the passengers became m... read more..

The battle between Coke and Pepsi can never be settled until it is first decided whether they are pop or soda.  Perhaps one should be designated one and the other the other (you know what I mea read more..

One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter's portrait for a class assignment.  Pete read more..

I'm glad the engine in my van doesn't sound like this. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore." "Why not?" "Well, he f read more..

I had an extended tour of duty in Okinawa in 1958 and was unable to bring my wife and children with me. After I had been overseas eight months, I received a letter from my seven-year-old son."Dear Dad... read more..

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.  After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. &q read more..

Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."Newlywed Husband: "Oh? And which is this?"... read more..

Another classic toy from your childhood - Lite Brite!   read more..

These signs might not communicate what was hoped for. On a California freeway: Fine for Littering On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job read more..

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and sl... read more..

Here's a houseboat to rent if you want to be as happy as a duck in water on your next vacation.   (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ?> &nbs read more..

Please note, this content is solely for testing purposes as we prepare to move this site to a new server. - Pastor Tim   read more..