A letter-slide sign that reads "Love One Another" on a black background with several small colored hearts.
August 08, 2026

Valentine’s Day: Just Another Day on the Calendar?

The older I get, the more I have to forget, and believe me, I don't forget to forget. I can't keep up with dates, holidays, or even my birthday. I believe a day is a day, and that should be the end of it. As I was drinking my morning coffee, The Gracious…
A seventies-style living room with a console TV in the corner.
August 01, 2026

Life Is Not a Soap Opera

When I was young, we did not have a TV in our home. My parents did not think it was important, so we listened to the radio instead. I love the Saturday morning radio shows, Popeye the Sailor Man, particularly. Then something big happened that changed our…
A large apple fritter on a plate.
July 25, 2026

How to Get Out of a Pickle

Throughout my time on this planet, I have gotten into many pickle situations that I could not escape. Each pickle was different from the last, which made dealing with them quite a problem for me. In reviewing my life, I must confess that the biggest pickle…
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July 18, 2026

Boy, Oh Boy, What a Day it Was

Throughout my years, I have had many crazy days. I guess it's crazy days that develop character. If so, I have a lot of character. I never had a day quite like last week. Everything seemed to go wrong for me.
A bald man with glasses running a razor over the head of another elderly bald man.
July 11, 2026

Oh Where is My Hair

It is true that I don't pay attention to many things in life. I guess I'm just too busy to notice everything. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage always asks me why I'm not paying attention. To keep engaged in that argument, I say, "I'm too poor to pay…
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July 04, 2026

It’s My Pain - I’ll Use it if I Want To

When I think I've turned a page to a new chapter in my life, I realize there is nothing new in life. I'm referring to pain. I cannot remember a time in my life when I didn't have some pain. In the years of my naivety, I never imagined that when I got older, I…