White minivan parked in a suburban driveway.
November 01, 2025

Oh No, Not Another Day

I thought got over the problems I had two weeks ago. I thought I stepped onto new ground and everything was going to be fine. Very few times am I right, and this wasn't one of them. Read More
An AI generated image of a man sitting on a bench with closed book, looking out at a calm body of water with mountains in the distance.
October 25, 2025

I Had a Thought But I Can’t Remember It

I just celebrated another birthday. I never imagined I would get this old, but here I am, old and still breathing. Reflecting on my birthday celebration, I looked back on my life and realized I've been so busy that I've haven't had much chance to think. I… Read More
A small gingerbread man cookie with a white frosting smile and a large capital P
October 18, 2025

What it Was, Was a Cookie

At least once a month The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her daughter will spend a day visiting thrift stores in our community. I’m not sure, so don’t quote me, but I think there’s a 100-mile radius where they do their shopping. Read More
An angry man.
October 11, 2025

Heat is Not Just a Number, It’s an Attitude

Lately, the temperature in Florida has topped 100°. I saw on the news that the Northeast is also hitting 100°. It's easy to see why everyone wants to come to Florida. If they can't, they wish for some of our heat. Well, good luck with that. We’ll send you all… Read More
A bone-colored vintage telephone, complete with rotary dial and spiral cord to the handset.
October 04, 2025

This is your Last and Final Warning

As a child, I remember my parents saying to me, "I'm not going to tell you this again." The only problem with that was they did tell me again. And again. And again. It was hard for me to trust my parents along this line. They always gave me warnings, and then… Read More
A white birthday cake with a single candle in the top with raspberries and blueberries on top.
September 26, 2025

One More Candle on Another Cake

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were finishing our supper. If anyone can put together a marvelous supper, it is she. If anybody can eat a marvelous supper, it is me. As we were finishing, she looked over at me and said, "My dear, do you know what… Read More