Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things women will never say at:
www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-women-will-never-say
Here honey, you use the remote.
Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
While I'm up, can I get you something to drink?
Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
I just like to be held.
Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Th Batchelor.
Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
We never talk anymore.