"She is numb from her toes down."
"While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home."
(This is probably not far from the truth! Those gowns are probably put under the classification of 'x-rated'!!)
"Occasional, constant infrequent headaches."
"Patient was alert and unresponsive."
"She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."
"I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."
"Skin: somewhat pale but present."
"Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree."
"Large brown stool ambulating in the hall."
"Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities."