One day a man approached Groucho Marx and said, "Please insult my wife. My wife loves your work. It would really give her a thrill if you insulted her."

Groucho turned to the man and said,

"Sir, you should be ashamed of yourself: To be married to a woman like that and not be able to think up your own insults!"

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