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Happy September everyone and happy 24th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa.

September is that time of the year when so many go back to school.  Some parents, however, are a little too eager to send their kids back:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/back-to-school-rush

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For those of you who have been wondering if you have been missing mailings, I can confirm for you that you probably haven't.  The last 3 dates that issues have gone out are June 15, July 20, and July 26.  

One of the following is the reason things have been so intermittent:

- I was abducted by aliens and the implant they put in the back of my head caused an infection that required me to be held longer than usual.  During this time I was only able to sneak on the Internet 3 times.

- My last minute training and tanning for the Olympics was a huge preoccupation for me.  On the plus side, once again I am the gold medalist in the 100 metre dash.

- My obsession with figuring out how they get the caramel inside of Caramilk bars has once again taken over my life.

- I have been busy trying to catch up on working on other people's web pages so personal computer time has been at a premium.

There are three new pages on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Curiosity on Mars" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/curiosity-on-mars

You will find "Deaf Cat Sign" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/deaf-cat-sign

You will find "Cat Olympics" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-olympics

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing - I have to start warming up for today's men's triathlon.

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Today's Cybersalt news is really big.  Mrs. Cybersalt and I are going to be grandparents; our eldest daughter and husband are expecting in February!

We've known this wonderful news since the beginning of June, but have been waiting for the go ahead to spread the word.  Keeping our excitement a secret that long probably aged the both of us, but that doesn't matter because as young as we are (I am 46 and my wife is not) it will be at long time before this child looks at pictures of us today and realizes just how much life we have in us.

Needless to say, our whole family is thrilled - as evidenced by this picture of my mom (who is also not 46) taken right after she learned - via a special note in her birthday card - that she was going to be a great grandmother.

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Pastor Tim slinks quietly back into your inbox . . . .

I thought I better send out a mailing since so many have been e-mailing me and wondering if I am OK or occupied with performing community service after being convicted of some fashion faux-pas.  All is well, so let not your hearts be troubled; I've just been busy with a pretty full plate that I am trying to keep spinning aling with all the other important things - like personal hygeine.

I have been adding things to the Cybersalt Sites from time to time (as those of you who follow via my social media posts).  If you'd like to catch up on some of those things check out the following links:

Some updated funny car pictures:
www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/funny-car-pictures

Some FunBlog entries:
www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/funblog

Video of a rare thunderstorm at Cybersalt World Headquarters:
www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-news/cybersalt-news-july-15-2012

If you aren't already following Cybersalt on your favorite social media channel here are some links to make that happen:

Facebook - www.facebook.com/cybersaltsite
Pintrest - pinterest.com/cybersalt
Stumbleupon - www.stumbleupon.com/stumbler/cybersalt
Bolt - bo.lt/app/account/cybersalt/collections
Twitter - twitter.com/cybersalt
Google+ - gplus.to/cybersalt
LinkedIn - www.linkedin.com/in/cybersalt

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