“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”
- Joan Rivers
Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.”
- Dorothy Parker
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“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.”
- G.K. Chesterton
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“It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically, ‘Say thank you. Sit up straight. Use your napkin. Close your mouth when you chew. Don’t lean back in your chair.’ Just when I finally got my husband squared away, the kids came along.”
- Erma Bombeck
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"Prayer is the vital breath of Christians; not the thing that makes us alive, but the evidence that we are alive."
- Oswald Chambers, Prayer - A Holy Occupation
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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month!
- Theodore Roosevelt
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"It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance."
- Thomas Sowell
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"Reality continues to ruin my life."
- Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes