Quotes

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."

"Sin wouldn't be so attractive, if the wages were paid immediately."

"My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'" - Penelope Lombard

"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session." - Mark Twain (1866)

"It's okay to have nothing to say unless you're talking."