Quotes

"Everybody wants to save the earth; few want to help Mom do the dishes."

"Catty remarks have more lives than a cat."

"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way." - Josh Billings

"Frustration: Trying to find your glasses without your glasses."

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw