Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."
- Dan Spencer
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"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."
- Herbert Henry Asquith
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"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
- Mark Twain
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"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
- Mark Twain
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My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
- Paula Poundstone