Quotes

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."

-- Mark Twain

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."

- Alfred Hitchcock

"The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map."

"The older we get, the fewer things there are that seem worth waiting in line for."