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Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
- Alfred Hitchcock
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"The older we get, the fewer things there are that seem worth waiting in line for."
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"The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed."
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"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible."
- George Burns
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"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
- Lucille Ball