Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

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"A member of my staff asked me when I was going to retire. I said, 'When I can no longer hear the sound of laughter.' He said, 'That never stopped you before.'"

- Bob Hope

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"A mind in the gutter is a life down the drain."

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"A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt."

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"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken."

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"A procrastinator's work is never done."

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"A skeptic sees the handwriting on the wall but claims it's a forgery"

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"Ain't no horse can't be rode; ain't no cowboy can't be throwed."

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"All generalizations are false."

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