Teddy Bears make the best friends because . . . .
They don't feel they need to tell you that you have bad breath
They never borrow money
They never beat you at checkers
They don't ever complain when you eat potato chips in bed
They don't laugh at your choice of clothes
"My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
- Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls
Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees fat/pimples/UGLY. (Mom I can't go to school looking like this!)
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too/short/too tall, too straight/too curly"- but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, so she goes anyway.
"Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time."
- John Lubbock
I went to my bank to refinance a loan on my yacht.
Making small talk with Susan, the loan officer, I told her that she was the main reason I came to that branch.
Not even looking up from her paperwork, Susan responded, "You don't fool me, sailor. I'll bet you have a woman in every bank."
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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