Inspiration

Can a Vicar ever win?

If he visit’s his flock he’s nosey.
If he doesn’t - he’s lazy or a snob.

If he preaches longer than 10 minutes it’s too long.
If he doesn’t - he can’t be bothered to prepare for services.

If he runs a car he’s worldly.
If he doesn’t he’s always late for appointments.

"When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around."

- Willie Nelson

You know you are living in the 21st century when ...

. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

"Joy is the simplest form of gratitude."

- Karl Barth