People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes.
People who do less work...
make less mistakes.
People who do no work...
make no mistakes.
People who make no mistakes...
get promoted.
That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work.
I need a promotion.
"Holy joy lies in the habit of murmuring thanks to God for the smallest of graces."
- Ann Voskamp
A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news.
Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, "But don't worry, the cat is in heaven with God now."
The boy replied, "What's God gonna' do with a dead cat?"
The Work of Christmas
When the song of the angels is stilled,
When the star in the sky is gone,
When the kings and princes are home,
When the shepherds are back with their flock,
The work of Christmas begins:
To find the lost,
To heal the broken,
To feed the hungry,
To release the prisoner,
To rebuild the nations,
To bring peace among people,
To make music in the heart.
- The Mood of Christmas by Howard Thurman
Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up:
"Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!"
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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