Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin that will prevent bears from breaking into it:
"There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security.
The first night we placed a chair against the door and stacked our luggage on it. To complete the barricade, we put the trash can on top. If an intruder tried to break in, we'd be sure to hear him.
Around 1 a.m. there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" my friend asked nervously.
"Honey," a woman on the other side yelled, "you left your key in the door."
"Always clap for your friends, even if their dreams come true before yours."
- Shehzad Ahmad
"May we think of freedom not as the right to do as we please, but the opportunity to do what is right."
- Peter Marshall
The lady of the house announced to her husband that she was going to the beauty parlor.
He asked, "Are you going in for an estimate or are you going to get the work done?"
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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