A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news.
Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, "But don't worry, the cat is in heaven with God now."
The boy replied, "What's God gonna' do with a dead cat?"
The Work of Christmas
Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up:
A man's greatest care should be for that place where he dwells longest; therefore eternity should be in his scope!
"Our Father which art in heaven."