I guess I must have been poking through the cards for an awful long time, lingering from one card to another, because the clerk in the Hallmark store came over and said, "Sir, is there a problem?"
"Yeah," I sighed, "I can't find one my wife will believe."
"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you."
13. Rest on your laurels. They bring comfort whatever their size, age, or condition.
"It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy."
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.