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Inspiration

Adolescence

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Published: 28 July 2011

*Adolescence*

**Nowadays our youngsters are acting as if adolescence is the last fling at life instead of the introduction to it.

**Some philosopher said that adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

**Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions -- not because they don't want to learn, but because they know all the answers.

**I can't make up my mind, does adolescence ruin cars or do cars ruin the younger generation.

**I think parents dread adolescence because they remember what they used to do during this period.

**This is that wonderful time when girls stop making faces at boys and slip into making eyes.

**You can easily tell when a child enters adolescence -- they start asking questions that you CAN answer but wish you didn't have to.

**Children are first aware they are entering the period when they find their parents become more difficult.

**This is that confusing period where children are too young to give advice and too old to take any.

**This is a period of time-warping. Your kids age five years -- from 13 to 18 -- while you age 20 years.

**It is easy to recognize an adolescent boy -- it's the time when he goes from quoting his dad to criticizing the old man.

**Finally, what really gets me mad is that this is the time my boy begins objecting to my wanting my own way!

Created: 29 July 2011
Last Updated: 29 July 2011

Daily Living Garden

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Published: 28 July 2011

** FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING **

PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:

1. Peace of mind

2. Peace of heart

3. Peace of soul

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:

1. Squash gossip

2. Squash indifference

3. Squash grumbling

4. Squash selfishness

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:

1. Lettuce be faithful

2. Lettuce be kind

3. Lettuce be patient

4. Lettuce really love one another

NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS:

1. Turnip for meetings

2. Turnip for service

3. Turnip to help one another

TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME:

1. Thyme for each other

2. Thyme for family

3. Thyme for friends

WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE.

Created: 29 July 2011
Last Updated: 29 July 2011

Trials, Pain, Suffering, Annoyances

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Published: 28 July 2011

"UNDER OUR SKIN!"

There once was an oyster, whose story I tell;

Who found that some sand, had gotten into his shell.

It was only a grain, but it gave him great pain;

For oysters have feelings, although they are plain.

Now, did he berate the harsh workings of fate,

That had brought him to such a deplorable state?

"No," he said to himself, "Since I cannot remove it,

I'll lie in my shell, and think how to improve it."

The years rolled around,as the years always do,

And he came to his ultimate Destiny...stew.

Now the small grain of sand that had bothered him so,

Was a beautiful pearl all richly aglow.

This tale has a moral, for isn't it grand,

What an oyster can do with a morsel of sand?

Think... What could WE do, If we'd only begin,

With some of the things that get under OUR skin.

--Author Unknown

Created: 29 July 2011
Last Updated: 29 July 2011

Skills Worth Mentioning

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Published: 28 July 2011

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"

"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and I finished my novel."

"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours."

Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."

 

Created: 29 July 2011
Last Updated: 17 October 2012

Quote #0820

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Published: 28 July 2011

"A blind boy paid his way to a master's degree at Northwestern University by taking notes on class lectures in Braille, typing them, and selling copies to classmates who had stronger eyes but weaker ambition."

 

 

Created: 29 July 2011
Last Updated: 03 May 2014
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.

To find and watch other parts of this video series, visit the playlist at:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsFiYkm76UF_Jrx2dFpJLuBqbUJ1NXNPA

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