Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
Dentist: $300
Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive.
Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
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"If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself."
- Augustine
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Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises.
Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye.
It was a card, on which was written, "Yes, we do clean under here, too."
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Don't be discouraged when you see ways that you haven't changed - even after many years of following Jesus.
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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