Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went.
"Excuse me," she said to the saleslady behind the counter, "Will a small deposit hold that bracelet until my husband does something unforgivable?"
"Men never do evil so completely cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."
"Without Jesus, the Bread of Life, you are toast.!!!!!"