Inspiration

As Bill grew old, physicians greatly restricted his activities, and it irked him enormously. A nurse had been hired to tend to his needs as he had now been confined to total bed rest.

"Nurse, I would like to do some reading," Bill said.

"Fine," the nurse replied, "What kind of reading would you like? A magazine, a book?"

"Well with the way the doctors have limited my activities," he replied, "Why don't you just bring me a postage stamp."

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."
- Martin Luther

Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went.

"Excuse me," she said to the saleslady behind the counter, "Will a small deposit hold that bracelet until my husband does something unforgivable?"

"Men never do evil so completely cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."
- Blaise Pascal