As a new employee for a discount brokerage firm, I went for a month of classroom training. Warning us about the volume of information we were required to memorize, one trainer suggested we make lots of notes on file cards.
When I completed the course, I was assigned to a team where, as suggested, I taped all the file cards, crammed with notes, onto my computer.
On my first day of trading, a veteran broker sat with me. He immediately noticed all the cards, and my apprehension, so he promptly made up a new card, which he taped to my computer.
It read "Breathe."
"Thankfully our Savior is not Santa Claus. He gave His best to us because we were not good."
The featured guest on our local radio talk show was a woman who owned a home-cleaning service.
"A great many of those who 'debunk' traditional values have in the background values of their own which they believe to be immune from the debunking process."