The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C.
The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves.
(Thanks to Randy B. for submitting this.)
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
I knelt to pray when day was done
"It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they've been fooled."
Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find and hit than locating today's microscopic, camouflaged little buttons. How are you ever supposed to find and use your horn in the nanosecond you have in case of a pending accident?