A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch.

"Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."

He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.

Do It Anyway

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies.
Succeed anyway.

"Do what makes you happy, because when you die, your job will be posted before your obituary."

- Unknown

 A true story from Pastor Tim...

One year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we had a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They were 6 years old and very, very identical.

At the end of each day's schedule, all of the day camp children would gather together in our main hall and watch a slide show of pictures taken during the various activities of the day. As they watched, the children would point out individuals they recognized in the photos. On one of those days, when one of the twins was recognized, a number of children pointed to him and said, "That's you!"

Apparently it wasn't, because he replied loudly in protest, "No, that's not me. That's the other me!"