My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew.
After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief,
"You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate a cell phone?"


I bought a great new toilet seat recently. On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.