The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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The true Christian life is one of faith, accompanied by good works empowered by Jesus.
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Waiting for an elevator at a local hospital, I was standing next to a maintenance person holding a bicycle pump.
Noticing my curious stares, he looked at me and remarked with a smile, "It's the newest HMO oxygen program."
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"If you sincerely drink poison, it will kill you: if you sincerely cut your throat, you will die. If you sincerely believe a lie, you will suffer the consequences. You must not only be sincere, but you must be right."
- Charles Spurgeon
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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