1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
2. Don't cry over spilled milk.
3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
1)............1 YOU
"If we could see what happens when we pray, we would never stop praying."
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"Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless. None of us are three good months away from being billionaires."