During the days of the British Raj, a missionary went among the Indians and tried to tell them about Christianity. He explained how Heaven would belong to the faithful.
One Indian said, "Your Heaven can't be all that good."
The missionary explained again why it would indeed be wonderful.
The Indian replied, "Then why haven't the British taken it over?"

Before our daughter went off to college, our family took a vacation in Colorado, flying to Denver and renting a car.
4 years: "My Daddy can do anything."