My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically.
I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about writing a will.
He said, "Will!? What will? I'm making a list of the people I wanna bite!"
"I am a child of God.
I am not what I wear, what I drive, or how much I weigh."
- Unknown
Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker.
Some people try to turn back their odometers ... not me ... I want people to know why I look like this. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads were NOT paved.
Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes, when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE!
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or starts to leak.
"Alcohol is a very effective dissolving agent.
It dissolves families, marriages, friendships, jobs, bank accounts and neurons, but NEVER problems."
- Unknown
Little Johnny was reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book.
"Miss Howell?" little Johnny asked his first grade teacher. "Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?"
"No Johnny," sighed the teacher. "But perhaps it should."
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