This insurance company's contract with a government agency had just expired, and a technician fielded the call from an agency bureaucrat reminding him that he needed to destroy the agency-provided software.
"I agreed that we would delete the software from the mainframe computer," said the tech.
The reply? "That's not good enough -- the software must be destroyed."
"How do you destroy software?" the tech asked. But the agency guy couldn't give specifics. He just kept insisting that, "deleting the software was not enough -- we must destroy the software!"
Thank You, GOD for everything
“Men and women who turn their lives over to God will discover that He can make a lot more out of their lives than they can. He can deepen their joys, expand their vision, quicken their minds, strengthen their muscles, lift their spirits, multiply their blessings, increase their opportunities, comfort their souls, and pour out peace.”
"Trust in God, but don't dance in a small boat."
1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.