Flying home after visiting her daughter in England, a woman arranged to have her husband meet her plane at the Vancouver, B.C., airport. This meant a stop at the border crossing between the United States and Canada, where her husband was asked,
"What is your reason for entering the country?" and "How long are you planning to stay?"
He replied that he was picking his wife up at the airport after her trip to England.
Without missing a beat, the guard asked two more questions in the same business-like tone:
"Is the house clean?" and "Are there fresh flowers on the table?"
While I was employed by a private corporation and assigned to the space-shuttle program, my job included ordering supplies.
A man goes to consult Dr. Mike Wilson, the most expensive doctor in the city about his medical problem.