Take some of the most common excuses for not going to church and use them to stop attending sporting events and here’s what you get:
~ Every time I went, they asked me for money.
~ The people I had to sit by didn't seem very friendly.
~ The seats were too hard and not comfortable at all.
~ The coach never came to call on me.
~ The referee made a decision with which I could not agree.
When someone is broken,
"Your brain is a supercomputer and your self-talk is the program it will run."
This is even funnier when you realize it's real!
"The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit. Be patient and keep watering."