About five years ago I played Santa in a local mall. A working friend had this happen to him.
A young girl sat on his lap and the usual conversation transpired, until finally he asked her what she would like from Santa.
"Oh! I don't want anything for myself, I just want something for mommy."
"And what would that be?"
"I want a new boyfriend for her. The one she has now is ROTTEN!"
In December 1903, after many attempts, the Wright brothers were successful in getting their "flying machine" off the ground.
Thrilled, they telegraphed this message to their sister Katherine:
"We have actually flown 120 feet. Will be home for Christmas."
Katherine hurried to the editor of the local newspaper and showed him the message. He glanced at it and said, "How nice. The boys will be home for Christmas."
He totally missed the big news ... man had flown!
- Daily Bread, December 23, 1991
"The hard soil and four months of snow make the inhabitants of the northern temperate zone wiser and abler than his fellow who enjoys the fixed smile of the tropics."
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
In high school I was always self-conscious about my height.
Once, a lifeguard asked me out. I had never stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes, one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my dates, and run upstairs to let me know which pair of shoes to wear.
When heard the doorbell, I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: "Go bare-footed."
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