Inspiration

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it, you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known."

- Garrison Keillor

Boss: You got your hair cut on company time?!

Susie: It grew on company time.

Boss: Not all that hair!

Susie: I didn't get it all cut.

"If you are intolerant of intolerant people then you are intolerant and doing the same thing you accuse of others."

- Timothy Keller

A small boy badly wanted a baby brother, so his dad suggested he pray every night for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but his prayers seemingly weren't answered. After a few weeks, he didn't bother to ask anymore.

Some months later, his dad said they were going to see Mom in the hospital and he was going to get a big surprise. When they got to the room, the little boy saw his mother holding two babies.

"Well, what do you think about having twin brothers?" his dad asked.

The little boy thought for a moment and replied, "It's a good thing I stopped praying when I did."