Inspiration

While sitting on the train one day, the man next to me started screaming, "Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!"

I asked, "Are you sick?"

"No," he replied, "I just graduated from medical school."

Following a heavy-metal rock concert, one punk rocker stopped at the front desk of the hotel and asked if she had any messages. The desk clerk handed her an unsigned note, and she asked for a description of the person who had left it.

"That's easy," replied the clerk. "He wore tight orange-leather pants, high-heeled black boots and a T-shirt with strategically cut holes. I remember a row of colored safety pins through the outside edge of one ear, and he wore purple eyeshadow. And his hair was orange and spiked."

"Oh, man!," she said, obviously disappointed, "that could be anybody!"

A little girl asked her brother, "What is love?"
He replied, "Love is when you steal chocolate from my lunch bag everyday and I still put it in the same place."

- Unknown

"Remember, despite how open, peaceful, and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves." 

- Matt Kahn