The shipwrecked sailor had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, "With the captain's compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued."
"If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor."
"Even in the trials of life, if we have eyes to see them, we can find good things everywhere we look."
Can a Vicar ever win?
"When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around."