A woman in a drafting unit was promoted to supervisor and some of the older male workers were having difficulty accepting her authority.
While she instructed one such subordinate, he interrupted with, "Young lady, I'm old enough to be your father."
"And," she replied, "I'm old enough to be your supervisor."
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.”
"The devil knows if he can capture your thought life he has won a mighty victory over you."
Happy moments, praise God.
You cannot convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana.