The wonderful comic, Sam Levenson, had a great answer to anti-Semites.
"It's a free world and you don't have to like Jews, but if you DON'T, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products, like .....
The Wasserman Test for syphilis, Digitalis, discovered by Doctor Nuslin,
Insulin, discovered by Doctor Minofsky,
Chloral Hydrate, discovered by Doctor Lifreich,
The Schick Test for Diphtheria,
Vitamins, discovered by Doctor Funk,
Calvin Coolidge, the 30th president of the United States, was popularly known as "Silent Cal."
One time at a party, a woman walked up to him and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words out of you."
Coolidge replied, "You lose."
“Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just hang on to that bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.”
- Jerry Seinfeld
"Whatever else it is, the kingdom of God is decidedly NOT a call to violent revolution."
- Philip Yancy, The Jesus I Never Knew
A moving van pulled up in front of the only vacant house in the neighborhood and started unloading.
Curtains twitched up and down the street as ladies peeked out to watch the process.
After about an hour, one of the moving men unloaded a great big piece of white cardboard.
He solemnly held it up for all to see:
"That's all, Ladies."
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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