Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work. But they accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold.
"We're from out of state," said the prospective groom. "Can we get a license?"
The clerk replied, "No, but I can give you a three-day permit."
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."
- Will Ferrell
"We wrong those near us in being independent of them. God himself would not be happy without his Son. We ought to lean on each other, giving and receiving - not as weaklings, but as lovers. Love is strength as well as need."
- George MacDonald, The Landlady's Master (aka: The Elect Lady)
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."
- Abraham Lincoln
Did you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one?
I received one recently from a friend through an e-mail. Here's what it said:
The word "HELLO" means:
H = How are you?
E = Everything all right?
L = Like to hear from you
L = Love to see you soon
O = Oh, and don't forget to write......
So, HELLO ...........!
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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