Rachel asked her mom for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. Kathy, impressed by her daughter's kindness, gave her the dollar.
"There you are Rachel," said Kathy. "But, tell me, isn't the little lady able to work any more?"
"She sells candy" was Rachel's reply.
“One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organization do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team.”
- A. W. Tozer
Pa and Ma were at church, and as they were leaving the minister said, "Pa, I wish we'd see you here more than twice a year!"
Pa said, "Ya, I know, but at least we keep the ten commandments."
The minister said, "Well, that's good you keep the ten commandments."
And Pa said, "Ya, Ma keeps six of 'em and I keep the other four…"
Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work. But they accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold.
"We're from out of state," said the prospective groom. "Can we get a license?"
The clerk replied, "No, but I can give you a three-day permit."
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."
- Will Ferrell
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
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