Here are some signs seen around Christmas time.
Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."
At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
A Texas jewelery store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000. Three for $200,000."
A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything: A calendar to remind him when payments are due."
Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."