Years ago, I was the guy that had the neighbors trying to keep up to him in the Christmas light department.  Our house, in the co-op we lived in, was decorated with tons of Christmas lights and a huge lit star at the top of the pine tree in our front yard.  People up and down the street stood in their doorways as I climbed that tree to "starify" it.  I'm sure that each year they were wondering if this was the year I was going to perform a holiday tumbling act and put them out of their misery and let them catch up.  Decoration wise, I was the king of the block.

I'm glad this guy didn't live on our street!