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Don't you just hate it when you are camping and lions start licking your tent? Well, these people seemed to handle it quite well. Check out "Lion Camping" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/lion-camping
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Today's CleanLaugh
Permitted To Learn
As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel.
One day I had three beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for 30 minutes.
When the first student had completed her time, I asked her to change places with one of the others.
Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, she asked in a shaky voice, "Should I stop the car first?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1062
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Today's Clean Pun
Fashion Film
Watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans: It's riveting.
Today's Quote
Quote #1510
"There are many moments when I wake at night, watch my husband and son as they sleep, and think about the women I’ve met over the yeas who want nothing more than this: to be still in the dark, free from the piercing staccato of automatic gunfire, and to not be afraid."
- Dr. Samantha Nutt
Today's Illustration
Nerves of Steel
My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was riding along as he put it through its paces.
Suddenly, we were caught in a violent thunderstorm, with lightning crashing all around us.
Next, we lost the radio and most of the instruments.
As we were being tossed around in the sky, George said, "Uh-oh!" Fearing the worst, I asked, "What's wrong now?"
George replied, "I got the hiccups. Do something to scare me."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.
If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
I have a phobia of German sausage.
A funny story is told about General George Patton from his World War II days. He once accepted an invitation to dine at a press camp in Africa. Wine was served in canteen cups but, obviously thinking he was served coffee, Patton poured cream into his cup. As he stirred in sugar, Patton was warned that his cup contained red wine and not coffee.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 